Jokes (puns)

I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.

Sign on a dump truck “we will, we will, rock you”

I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.

An electrician claimed that his truck was a volts wagon.

I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift but couldn’t locate the manual.

 

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