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Category Archives: Humor
50 + construction cartoons to lighten your day. (note the website promotes buying products with the cartoon, but just ignore the commercialization.) https://www.cafepress.com/mchumortoons2/8382749 Note: this newsletter is not endorsing the products, nor receiving any financial benefit. … Continue reading
Here is a collection of creative toilet paper holder ideas and most of them are simple to DIY. rustic toilet paper holder ideas wooden toilet paper holders reclaimed wood toilet paper holder farmhouse bathroom storage ideas for toilet paper recycled … Continue reading
Two carpenters are nailing up siding one day. The first carpenter grabs a nail from his pouch, examines it, and then tosses it in the trash. He proceeds to grab another nail, examine it, and then hammers it into the … Continue reading
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.Why should you wary of stairs? Because they are always up to something. Why was the staircase so sad? Because every one walks on them. Stairs … Continue reading
Violet the corgi going through her snow tunnel, See the 45 second video: … Continue reading
Do you know what the photo is? Here’s a way you can have some fun and also educate your staff. Take photos of unique things at your site by walking around your buildings as well as different places outside. Post … Continue reading
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said: “Watson, look up and … Continue reading
In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it. Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose. While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work Don’t Get Papercuts; They Hurt Electricity can kill … Continue reading
A man goes to his doctor because he’s been feeling very ill for days. The doctor gives him several sets of pills. The doctor instructs; “Take the green pill with two big glasses of water when you get up. An … Continue reading
World’s Worst Handyman Prank. Here’s a fun short video showing a “hidden camera” with people trying to help level a shelf. (90 seconds) … Continue reading
I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended. Sign on a dump truck “we will, we will, rock you” I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan. An … Continue reading
Q: Why did they call the new carpenter “lightning” after they saw him hammering nails? A. Because he never hit the same place twice. Q: What did the electrician say when she walked into a bar? A: “ouch” Q: What … Continue reading
DRILL PRESS A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had … Continue reading