Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said: “Watson, look up and … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Humor
In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it. Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose. While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work Don’t Get Papercuts; They Hurt Electricity can kill … Continue reading
During the winter, some properties might lose power from time to time. Are you ready with your jokes in your back pocket? What would you call a power failure? (Answer) A current event. A wise person knows what’s watt. Wind … Continue reading
Here’s a great DYI project for the fall season that makes your place unique. Use your power drill to make your organization’s logo (or fall artwork) on a gourd lantern. Add your own light inside. (while fun, it’s a wee … Continue reading
Have you heard this joke? How many mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. A foreman to tell a mechanic, a mechanic to tell a helper, a helper to get his electrician friend to do the … Continue reading
An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one … Continue reading
A construction worker dies on in a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!” “Congratulations for what?” asks the … Continue reading
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line. What kind of coffee were they serving when the Titanic hit an iceberg? A: Sanka! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: … Continue reading
Brrrr, it’s cold outside. Sometimes really cold. Very often people are fussing with the setting on the thermostat. It’s a great time to crack a joke while visiting with guests and campers. Why did the thermostat go to college? I … Continue reading
Below are some fun and sometimes practical property-related holidays in the coming year. Mark your calendar for official and unofficial days in 2015: January 5 National Bird Day January 15 National Hat Day February 2 Groundhog Day February 5 National … Continue reading
See the web page link at the bottom of the page for several pictures and cartoon strips. “The famous tree swing picture (also known as tyre swing, tire swing, rope swing) depicting tyre (or tire) and rope swing in various … Continue reading
We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work) Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. Horse manure 50p per pre-packed bag; … Continue reading
Have you seen the vintage sign of labor rates? Automotive Garage Shop Rate $45 per hour $55 if you looked at it $65 if you touched it $75 if you watch $100 if you offer advice on how to fix … Continue reading
Keep calm and trust the facilities manager Keep calm and hug the facilities manager Keep calm and let the facilities manager handle it Trust me: I’m a facilities manager (or plumber, electrician, etc.) Because I’m the maintenance guru What 2 … Continue reading
A man was inspecting his newly built house with his contractor. In the first room, he requested a pale blue paint color. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out, “GREEN SIDE UP!” … Continue reading