We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work) Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. Horse manure 50p per pre-packed bag; … Continue reading
Category Archives: Humor
Have you seen the vintage sign of labor rates? Automotive Garage Shop Rate $45 per hour $55 if you looked at it $65 if you touched it $75 if you watch $100 if you offer advice on how to fix … Continue reading
Keep calm and trust the facilities manager Keep calm and hug the facilities manager Keep calm and let the facilities manager handle it Trust me: I’m a facilities manager (or plumber, electrician, etc.) Because I’m the maintenance guru What 2 … Continue reading
A man was inspecting his newly built house with his contractor. In the first room, he requested a pale blue paint color. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out, “GREEN SIDE UP!” … Continue reading
The church steeple was being painted on a rather hot day. The painter was about half way down and, as the steeple was widening out, was taking more paint. The painter felt that he might not have enough paint to … Continue reading
Need to catch a mouse in preparing for summer? Audri wants to be a theoretical physicist when he grows up and has big plans to study robotics at MIT. He was especially inspired to make this video after seeing OK … Continue reading
There was once an island kingdom whose people were all fabulously wealthy. Even though they could have afforded to live anywhere they wanted, tradition dictated they stay on their tiny island home. Eventually, their king became frustrated and called a … Continue reading
Take a look at this video. What aspects of teamwork do you see? What aspects of teamwork does your team have, that the video doesn’t? As a team, where do you want to improve? Who is your team? Just the … Continue reading
Amazing synchronized feats. Feel free to skip forward http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-43_PF6Lac4 (12:34) … Continue reading
The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, and ploughed into an empty toll booth, smashing it to pieces. Some time after the driver had reported the damage, he watched as a repair truck pulled up and … Continue reading
This film is the making of a lawn chair from milling the lumber to finishing the chair. The story is told with no dialogue through stop motion animation. The concept for the chair is a striped beach towel hanging over … Continue reading
Click to see 10 hilarious home DIY photos http://www.popularmechanics.com/home/how-to-plans/10-hilariously-bad-home-diy-projects#slide-1 … Continue reading
A toothpaste factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with them was, the CEO of the company assembled his … Continue reading
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. … Continue reading
Two jokes: 1. What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved! 2. Blonde Builders Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She’d reach into her nail pouch, … Continue reading