We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work)

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Horse manure 50p per pre-packed bag; 20p do-it-yourself.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it.

Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?