Snow Jokes (humor)

snowmanWhat do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.

What kind of coffee were they serving when the Titanic hit an iceberg? A: Sanka!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes

What do snowmen eat for lunch? A: Icebergers !

What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole? A: Cold cash!

Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In a snowbank

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