It was so cold . . . (humor)

glovesIt was so cold . . .

  • we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!
  • kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: “But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out yet!”
  • we played checkers with tea candles.
  • Apple introduced the iParka.
  • we saved electricity by unplugging our freezer and moving it onto the porch.
  • we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.
  • my broken air conditioner suddenly started working. (I’m now expecting my broken heater to spring back into life next Summer.)

What fun expression can you add about your property?

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