What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie. … Continue reading
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Maintenance crews are required to log the action taken to solve the problem. Problem – Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Solution – Almost replaced left inside main tire. Problem – Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. Solution … Continue reading
It was so cold . . . we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas! kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: “But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out … Continue reading
70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. 60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens. 50 Fahrenheit Californians shiver uncontrollably … Continue reading
A construction worker dies on in a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!” “Congratulations for what?” asks the … Continue reading