Canadian Temperature Scale (joke)

70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.

60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.

50 Fahrenheit
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit
Italian cars won’t start
Canadians drive with the windows down.

+32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior’s water gets thicker.

+20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.8 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.

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