What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie. … Continue reading
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Maintenance crews are required to log the action taken to solve the problem. Problem – Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Solution – Almost replaced left inside main tire. Problem – Test flight OK, except autoland very rough. Solution … Continue reading
It was so cold . . . we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas! kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: “But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out … Continue reading
During the winter, some properties might lose power from time to time. Are you ready with your jokes in your back pocket? What would you call a power failure? (Answer) A current event. A wise person knows what’s watt. Wind … Continue reading
Here’s a great DYI project for the fall season that makes your place unique. Use your power drill to make your organization’s logo (or fall artwork) on a gourd lantern. Add your own light inside. (while fun, it’s a wee … Continue reading
70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. 60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens. 50 Fahrenheit Californians shiver uncontrollably … Continue reading
The Scoutmaster and his Tenderfoot son went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the Tenderfoot said, “Dad, look up into the sky and tell me what you see”. His Scoutmaster father responded, “I see millions … Continue reading
Have you heard this joke? How many mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. A foreman to tell a mechanic, a mechanic to tell a helper, a helper to get his electrician friend to do the … Continue reading
Here’s an idea for the summer season. Make and pass out a facility scavenger hunt. Below are some ideas to get you started. Be creative and have fun! The oldest building was built in ____. Water comes out of (fill … Continue reading
An entrepreneur attended an auction at which he won the bid on an old safe. With dreams of a large fortune inside, he was told that the business from which the safe originated was so long defunct, that no one … Continue reading
A construction worker dies on in a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!” “Congratulations for what?” asks the … Continue reading
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line. What kind of coffee were they serving when the Titanic hit an iceberg? A: Sanka! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: … Continue reading
Brrrr, it’s cold outside. Sometimes really cold. Very often people are fussing with the setting on the thermostat. It’s a great time to crack a joke while visiting with guests and campers. Why did the thermostat go to college? I … Continue reading
Below are some fun and sometimes practical property-related holidays in the coming year. Mark your calendar for official and unofficial days in 2015: January 5 National Bird Day January 15 National Hat Day February 2 Groundhog Day February 5 National … Continue reading
See the web page link at the bottom of the page for several pictures and cartoon strips. “The famous tree swing picture (also known as tyre swing, tire swing, rope swing) depicting tyre (or tire) and rope swing in various … Continue reading